Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Kenny Albert is a weird looking dude


His odd physical appearance even rivals his freaky brother Marv bent over a bed getting flogged in a French maid outfit.

Yes!!!!


I think he looks like a giant snake.


The wife say's he looks like a giant penis.


My son said he looks like "the creepy guy from our wrestling game" aka Paul Bearer.



Either way, the fact that I'm DVRing and breaking down pre-season Cincinnati Bengal games can mean only 1 thing...

IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON!

I've been busy shopping for a new JUGGERNAUT HQ to move the operation to and drafting some of the best teams in the history of fantasy football. Thanks again for your donations to the program rival fantasy football players. I wouldn't have been able to get such frighteningly clear photos of Kenny on my new iphone captured off my new 55" 1080 HD display without you.



With powerhouses like my team (12 team, PPR) below, you chumps are going to need all the luck you can get. Enjoy the season.

Peyton Manning
Brett Favre
Mark Sanchez

Andre Johnson
Reggie Wayne
Percy Harvin
Devin Aromashodu
Golden Tate
Lance Moore

Shonn Greene
Jahvid Best
Arian Foster
LaDainian Tomlinson
Donald Brown
Ben Tate

Tony Gonzalez
Jared Cook

MIN Team Defense
SF Team Defense

Garrett Hartley