Five other things Brian Urlacher may have said to Bobby Wade this past weekend in Vegas.

5. I'm not your Bro, Bro

4. You know how many douchebags coppied this barbwire bicep tatoo off of me? Like, alot that's how many.

3. Holy shit bro! I don't think she's breathing.

2. I, just...really feel safe in your arms right now.

1. Sex Cruise? Hell yeah, I'm down.