Fuck Tony Dungy

Yeah, that's right. Fuck Tony Dungy. A few years ago Tony Dungy freaked out and caused a ruckus over a MNF / Desperate Housewives spot that featured a towel only clad Nicollette Sheridan and Terrell Owens. He said that it it was racist because it played to the stereotype that black male athletes like hot blond women.




I'm guessing Tony's not a fan of either the 'Kendra' or the Kardashian show.

Sooooooo, a suggestive TV spot is outrageous and racist, but my man couldn't wait to take an alleged dog torturer like Mike Vick under his wing and show him the light. Ok to torture dogs, but not ok to be in a commercial with a woman wearing only a towel?

Don't get me wrong, I think Vick, like any person, or dog, deserves a second chance. By all accounts Vick wasn't so compassionate when one of his dogs lost a fight, but he did his time and deserves the right to earn a living. But the fact that Moral High Priest Dungy has decided to take him under his wing is currently stuck firmly in my craw.

I mean, it's not like a good amount of NFL players are adulterous seed spreaders with a divorce rate that by some estimates is as high as 80%. I wonder why the divorce rate is so high? Not because they could possibly be so outrageously unfaithful. Let's ask Steve McNair about that one...oh wait. Too soon? I don't want to make light of a man losing his life but I hope the McNair tragedy serves as a reminder that maybe some big-ballin' athletes might be better served spending time at home with their family opposed to be out buying Escalades for crazy broads with itchy trigger fingers. The world could use a few less children without fathers who want to be a part of their life.



Don't keep more than one floozy at the same condo at the same time fellas!

Sometimes stereotypes are a little closer to reality then we would like to believe.

You could field an entire team with the offspring of Derrick Thomas and Shawn Kemp, maybe a deep practice squad too.

By all accounts Tony is generally a 'good guy' and a very religious man. I guess thou shall not be in a commercial with a hot blonde supersedes Thou Shall Not Kill.

Priorities Tony, priorities...